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<@pizza_> spox i thought you said this application would only take 15 minutes to write and complete in 3 hours
<@spox> lol
<@spox> lies
<@pizza_> so far it's taken 6 years and counting to write, is $300 million over budget, and cost the lives of some 15 codestruction workers
<@spox> you knew the risks going in!
<@pizza_> if only there was some way to program computers that allowed us to manually manage our resources
<@pizza_> but that hasn't been invented yet, so we're stuck with php
<@spox> lol
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< pig_benis> i am a robot from the future
< pig_benis> i am looking for john connor
<+pizza_> <3
* pig_benis torminates pizza_
* pizza_ torminated
< pig_benis> U HAVE BEEN TORMINATED
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< Baughn> strlen(foo)[foo-1] &= 0; -- Good for confusing people, not so good for incomplete lines
< hrnt> Baughn: foo-1 is illegal ;P
< Baughn> hrnt: I'm pretty sure that going one before the start of the array is explicitly /legal/, so long as you don't read or write there. ^_^
< hrnt> Baughn: no, actually it's not 8)
< Baughn> hrnt: Oh well. It'll work.
< hrnt> Baughn: you might get a trap representation or whatever it's called
< peapicker> it would fail on an iSeries.
< Baughn> hrnt: I'd like to ask the standard, but it's unreadable
< peapicker> I hate to admit I know that.
< pizza_> peapicker: you know this from experience?
< hrnt> Baughn: the standard says something like "you are permitted to use indices which are inside the array or one element past it"
< Baughn> Chris: C code is no fun without having little border blowups like that
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<@pizza_> Pizzabudet: welcome!
<@pizza_> @gdefine bidet
<@mod_spox> Definition for: bidet
<@mod_spox> 1. A personal hygiene fixture with hot and cold water supply intended for genital and perennial cleanliness.
<@mod_spox> Source: http://www.americanstandard.ca/consumer/feedback/faq_05_glossary.html&usg=AFQjCNECF2W2cJwAuot-xNN35eB5IuxiiA
< Confessor__> perennial?
<@Two-Bits> of the perineum
<@pizza_> @gdefine perennial
<@mod_spox> Definition for: perennial
<@mod_spox> 1. lasting three seasons or more; "the common buttercup is a popular perennial plant"
<@mod_spox> 2. lasting an indefinitely long time; suggesting self-renewal; "perennial happiness"
<@mod_spox> 3. a plant lasting for three seasons or more
<@mod_spox> Source: http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn%3Fs%3Dperennial&usg=AFQjCNHV3AbI4HCZIuH0cYTqSwwbcB1ycw
<@Two-Bits> see also: taint
< Confessor__> misspelled, though.
<@Two-Bits> yeah, it's probably the wrong word by far
<@Two-Bits> @gdefine perinemal
<@mod_spox> Error. No definition found for perinemal.
<@pizza_> @gdefine peranal
<@mod_spox> Error. No definition found for peranal.
< Confessor__> @gdefine perianal
<@mod_spox> Definition for: perianal
<@mod_spox> 1. The area surrounding the anus.
<@mod_spox> Source: http://www.crohnsresource.com/glossary.jsp&usg=AFQjCNEmyCvpzdW9JkV2jxafQ7C6pVjTbg
<@pizza_> wow, whadduya know
<@Two-Bits> @gdefine perineal
<@mod_spox> Definition for: perineal
<@mod_spox> 1. The area between the anus and the genital organs.
<@mod_spox> Source: http://www.peteducation.com/dict_alpha_listing.cfm%3Fcls%3D0&usg=AFQjCNFE7q8p_hlENr1dptmZQ1TxmhFAXw
<@pizza_> that's a new word to add to my vocabulary
<@Zenethian> wow
<@Zenethian> that's amazingly close to perennial
<@pizza_> a typo in a canadian dictionary, who'da thunk it
<@Two-Bits> american standard makes urinals, toilets, and other bathroom fixtures
<@Two-Bits> it's not a dictionary
<@pizza_> i just learned that
<@pizza_> that's what google gets for trusting random shitheads
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08:11 < pizza_> @php function cowsay($str,$M=40){$W=strlen($str);if($W>$M)$W=$M;$str=wordwrap($str,$W,"\n",1);$L=explode("\n",$str);for($i=0;$i<count($L);$i++)$L[$i]="| ".$L[$i].str_repeat("
",$W-strlen($L[$i]))." |";echo " ^__^ ".$L[0]."\n ____(oo) ".$L[1]."\n /( (__) --".$L[2]."\n * ||--|| ".$L[3]."\n";}cowsay(str_repeat("moo. ",10),20);
08:11 < mod_spox> Result: ^__^ | moo. moo. moo. moo. |
08:11 < mod_spox> ____(oo) | moo. moo. moo. moo. |
08:11 < mod_spox> /( (__) --| moo. moo. |
08:11 < mod_spox> * ||--||
08:12 < comcor> lol
08:12 < comcor> pizza_: slow day at work?
08:12 < pizza_> uh, maybe.
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21:11 <@comcor> Dear PHP,
21:11 <@comcor> Get Bent.
21:11 <@comcor> Love,
21:11 <@comcor> comcor
21:11 <@comcor> xoxoxox
21:11 < pizza_> php *is* bent.
21:12 <@comcor> more like a burning pile of shit
21:12 < pizza_> a bent one.
21:12 <@comcor> heh
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<pizza_milkshake> know somebody there?
<pizza_milkshake> or just your favorite spot?
<trollboy> chaosium
<pizza_milkshake> thrive on chaos do you?
<trollboy> its a game company
<trollboy> makers of Call of Cthulhu
<pizza_milkshake> they're there?
<trollboy> yup
<trollboy> since...
<trollboy> the 70's
<trollboy> alot of gaming companies in san fran
<trollboy> they moved from the midwest to cali in the 80's
<trollboy> which also marks thier decline
<pizza_milkshake> california is where dreams die
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< buu> Zoffix: I'm going to kill you.
< buu> Then I'll ban your corpse.
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< fuse> no, you don't! KP IS WRONG
< kp> DO NOT BELIEVE THE FUSE ROBOT. HE IS INFERIOR.
* kp pushes fuse down the stairs
< fuse> AAAAHHHHHH
...
< Orborde> That was exciting.
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< elad`> Quick survey: What do you guys use for coding?
< dasunt_> A pack of chimpanzees and some typewriters serves me well.
< pizza_> dasunt_: you must work for <large corporation>
< dasunt_> pizza_: Yes, I am on the team for <frequently dissed product>
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<pizza_> what to do, what to do.
<dooky> two chicks at the same time
<pizza_> been there, done that.
* nightm4re calls bullshit
<pizza_> nightm4re: well, i did do one chick who WEIGHED as much as two chicks.
<dooky> LOL
<nightm4re> HAHA
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< pizza_> dasunt: yes, you're right, from now on I'll be using Variable00000001 instead
< dasunt> I'm glad to have helped you.
< dasunt> ISTR that in strict C89, your variable namespace will collide.
< dasunt> Perhaps you should do: v00001
< dasunt> That only gives you 100000 variables.
< pizza_> dasunt: that may not be enough, i write very long programs
< pizza_> my sensei won't let me use arrays until "it's time"
< dasunt> You have to learn to crawl before you walk.
< pizza_> yes, he also makes me crawl everywhere.
< fuse> when you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.
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<C_Dreamer> Those who don't, do.
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<vick> damn
<vick> stuff on fire
<vick> brb
* vick (~ccoder@82.201.174.233) has left #C ("Leaving")
<wcstok> I hope it's his computer burning down
<wcstok> put it out of its misery
<v> And ours.
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<cpressey> crap
<cpressey> hunter s thompson is dead.
<pizza_> long live gonzo
<cpressey> indeed
<cpressey> long live gonzo.
<pizza_> it's a sad day for aspiring nuts everywhere.
<dho> Because hahahahahahahaha
<dho> um
<dho> wrong time to laugh
<ankon> LOL
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<pizza_milkshake> pizza_milkshake is a millionaire rockstar physicist pornstar
<TrollBoy> he's buckeroo bonzai?
<pizza_milkshake> php was a natural fit
<pizza_milkshake> exactly
<pizza_milkshake> i so wanted that movie to be good, but it completely and utterly sucks
<TrollBoy> that's its good points thogh
<TrollBoy> though
<pizza_milkshake> i've never gotten through an entire viewing... it just sucks
<TrollBoy> its a classic bad movie
<TrollBoy> like rocky horror picture show
<pizza_milkshake> yup, i hate that too
<TrollBoy> I'm a former cast member
<TrollBoy> the seduction production
<pizza_milkshake> but that at least has music and perversion, so sexually repressed freaks like it
<TrollBoy> no
<TrollBoy> they're not sexually repressed
<TrollBoy> I remember being backstage and pulling out so I can dress and go on for my scene
<TrollBoy> yeah
<pizza_milkshake> that guy musta been sore the next day
<TrollBoy> yeah.. I fucking hate you pizza_milkshake
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<poutine> I went driving around today
<poutine> to see the damage done to peoples' houses and cars
<poutine> it was great
<poutine> trees fallen down everywhere
<poutine> peoples' christmas dreams ruined in a single second
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<jencie> hi
<pizza_milkshake> fuck off
<jencie> hi
<jencie> why
<jencie> hey asshole
<jencie> bastard
<jencie> wanna suck my cock
<jencie> ass hole
<jencie> digger
<jencie> bastard
<jencie> fucking asshole
<-- jencie has quit (Quit: )
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