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welcome to pizza's home on the interweb. expect to find all kinds of uninteresting things here.

Nothing is ever created.
Nothing is ever destroyed.
Creation and destruction are illusion, masking modification or movement.
Therefore anything that we believe can be created or destroyed does not exist.

periodic table table project page
On An Attempt to Make My Computer More Energy-Efficient By The Utilization of Dynamic CPU Frequency Scaling
Books I've Read
PHP Pagination Example — Lots of newbies in #php want to know how to paginate resultsets; instead of explaining it new every time, here it is.
t610
My response to The Top Ten Ways To Get Screwed By The "C" Programming Language
The Case Against SELECT * — Details why you should never, ever use the SELECT * construct in SQL. I wrote this because I was tired of repeating myself in IRC.
Running Linux on a Soekris Box — an incomplete step-by-step how i got Debian linux running on a net4526 from soekris engineering
The Language Laziness Test — A quick look at how simple programming tasks look in different popular scripting languages
Rules To Live By. I've gone through many, many revisions of this document and lost most of the good stuff, but it just won't go away.
Ideas — A list of things I've thought of, why or why not they're a good idea and what I've done about it.
Codespeak — ASCII/keyboard character slang
Life In IRC — Little clips from everyday life on Internet Relay Chat
Futurama Quotes — a vastly underrated show. Also, here's a perl script to parse the quotes for easy processing
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