Dodgeball Team Names

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Choosing good dodgeball team names is a complex matter involving many independent variables.

Exhaustive and costly supercomputer simulations have arrived at an optimal dodgeball team names solution, taking into account Composite Pun Analysis, Group Morale Dynamics, Quantum Machismo Theory, Pop-Culture Reference Integration and Lowest Common Denominator Optimization.

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Results indicate the following optimal names:

  1. Balls Deep
  2. Ball or Nothing
  3. Balls to the Walls
  4. The Ball Stars
  5. Balls of Steel
  6. The Ball Breakers
  7. I'd Hit It
  8. Ball-out War
  9. Ball of Duty
  10. The Blue Ballers
  11. Ballistic
  12. Ballsy
  13. Ball-American
  14. Best of Ball-time
  15. Ball Hogs
  16. Ballcoholics
  17. Ballrats

Some of the least-optimal names are:

  1. We Like Balls Flying at Our Heads
  2. Balls in Hand
  3. The Ball Arenas
  4. The Balls Axe
  5. Balls Wet
  6. The Chin Ballers
  7. The Uni-Ballers
  8. The Ball Gobblers
  9. The Ball Jugglers
  10. Balling in Love

The following names generated confusion and/or offense:

  1. Off
  2. Themselves
  3. Nobody
  4. Versus
  5. Against
  6. The Undefeated League Champions
  7. Oh wait we have a correction here, the other team didn't show up and automatically forfeits.
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