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• doc/
• howto/
• viz/
• Why CAPTCHA Answers The Wrong Question
• How to roll back bad commits/pushes in git to the last known good state
• SELECT * IS EVIL — Details why you should never, ever use the SELECT * construct in SQL. I wrote this because I was tired of repeating myself in IRC.
• how to get programming help on irc
• my investigation of rounding
• Nothing is ever created.
  Nothing is ever destroyed.
  Creation and destruction are illusion, masking modification or movement.
  Therefore anything that we believe can be created or destroyed does not exist.
• periodic table table project page
• On An Attempt to Make My Computer More Energy-Efficient By The Utilization of Dynamic CPU Frequency Scaling
• PHP Pagination Example
• My response to The Top Ten Ways To Get Screwed By The "C" Programming Language
• Running Linux on a Soekris Box : an incomplete step-by-step how i got Debian linux running on a net4526 from soekris engineering
• The Language Laziness Test
• Rules To Live By : Stuff I pick up on the way. Mostly unoriginal and uninsightful.
• Ideas : Here's your ticket your riches.
• Codespeak : ASCII/keyboard character programmer slang.
• /perl
• learn/
• shell
• Life In IRC : Little clips from everyday life on Internet Relay Chat
• Futurama Quotes : a vastly underrated show.
• Enter... Boredman